So tonight, I went out for “dinner” with some friends of my wife. One of them is a chick that I’ve kinda been putting the moves on (casually, not like some of my wife’s other friends) she peed on this guys carpet, so it’s like, yeah, you’re cute, and you are kinda funny, but you ain’t toilet trained. So yeah, we’re out and I’m liquored up so I’m a bit better greased socially than I normally am. This is an excellent time for me to run some social experiments that I have been to scared to run prior to this moment. I see a girl giving me heaps of eye contact so I walk past her on the way to the toilet, and I say how’s it going? She puts out her hand and tries to introduce herself to me. Unexpected. And my wife’s friend, (a single guy) is going to my wife “what the fuck, your husband is out picking up, what the hell am I doing?” a valid question in my opinion.
I’ve been drinking.
It’s time for a shower and sleep (it’s 1:17 am here)
